Rocky Ridge Electric Sex Pants Smoothie Sour

God damn… these crazy, fruit sours!” 

Just in time for Valentine’s, marketing has managed to sidetack the brewers with a sexy sex potion made just for you! Arouse your senses with risqué raspberry, guava, pineapple and mmmmmango! Oh and a big ol’ whack of milk sugar and creamy vanilla for good measure. 

We can’t confirm this zippy little number will give you the confidence needed to survive the heat of a candlelit boudoir. For that we suggest slacks – they are lighter, airier and less constrictive. 

Damn good job. Damn good, bloody good, damn good job.